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The Tuesday Picks

Well, the whore has the herpes, the baby is shitting himself on the floor, and the dog is humping my leg, so you know what that means...

it's tuesday.

Like the buildup? Yeah, I thought it was pretty fucking awesome too.

Anyway, here are the picks.

NOTE: All times listed in Hawaiian, because Hawaii is fucking cool.

Calgary @ Detroit 1:00 pm
I hate both these teams, but I hate the Dead Things more. FLAMERS 46-0.

Montréal @ Toronto 1:30 pm
Laffs are a joke this ye... well, they're the Laffs. They're a joke every year. Montréal wins 900 to -3. Yeah, -3. It's the Leafs, just watch, they'll do it. MONTRÉAL 900 to -3.

Anaheim @ Vancouver 3:00 pm.
Fuck you Orange County. Suck on a fat dick of you suck. Besides Disneyland, of course. Disneyland rocks. The rest of you, OC, go find that dick. VANCOUVER WINS BY DEFAULT, NO DICK SUCKING ALLOWED ON THE ICE.

That's all for this week my little toad lickers. Remember, fuck her gently, always wear sunscreen, and remain seated please. And as always...

tis the season, i guess

if this is christmas personified, color me jewish. oh wait.



merry christmas.


fuckers.

The perfect holiday gift!

Don't let BUGS ruin your Christmas.

A can of bug spray used in the Yankees' dugout when those tiny midges swarmed Cleveland's Jacobs Field will be among the items up for bid in a Major League Baseball auction of memorabilia from the 2007 postseason.

Move like a Jew

Someone had to post it.

This Was Not Me, I Swear!!!

Look closely. Swear to God that wasn't me doing that. Now be right back while I erase any record of my flights to Green Bay last weekend.

Happy Birthday, Marine Corps!

An excuse to post a Full Metal Jacket video? You God damn right.

Nice work TSN

So that's how the Ducks won the Cup last year. They got 3 points in Shootout games. Fucking cheaters. Fuck you Brian Burke, fuck you.